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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Zohran the Destroyer

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Zohran the Destroyer

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • MF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Reactionaries stop making socdems sound so cool challenge

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    “This is hurting your cause!” says the guy who hates your cause.

    Im sure the dems will learn the right lessons from being forced to run a socdem though, surely they wouldnt literally assassinate him? anakin-padme-2

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      I think they’ll try to co opt his campaign first, a la trump. I’m more worried about that than some gassed up weirdo assassinating him, though that is a real possibility.

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Zohran the Relentless.

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      MISTER COO-OMO I AM SPEAKING TO YOU THROUGH THE ETHER

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      “I’m here with Zoro DeLaurentis”

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    What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them malding before you, and to hear the lamentations of their posters.

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    the-republican: “I hate democrats!”

    soviet-chad: “Me too!”

    the-republican: >:(

    BONUS ROUND

    the-democrat: “I hate democrats too! I sure wish I was as cool as you, daddy GOP! Am I cool yet?”

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    That’s a dope name

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Zohran, Unbound by the Laws of Gods and Men
    Zohran, Unfettered to Ancient Myth and Sin
    Zohran, in Shadow cast by a Hunter’s Moon
    Zohran, He’s coming for your fucking spoon!

    Zohran!

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    “A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!”

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    volcel-kamala Do not Crom

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    erm-this-you

  • propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Goes fucking hard

  • EatPotatoes [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    He should come into every room with ride of the valkyries playing.

  • lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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    THEY MAKE HIM SOUND SO FUCKING COOL

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Is he making a GhostBusters reference to Gozer The Destroyer? Who is the gatekeeper and who is the key master?

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      Conan the Destroyer, host of the talkshow Late Night with Conan the Destroyer

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    They should have gotten a pic of him that makes him look like he’s doing a JoJo pose (but that may have swayed some incels to vote dems)

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      is JoJo the incel anime?

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        JoJo is the gigachad gay anime

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