This feels like the obvious lead-up to an airliner being shot down
It feels like foreshadowing so strong if I saw it in a movie I’d be like “Okay we get it”
Right? Like clips of the drone hysteria + this guy advocating for cops to be given SAMs would be playing during the opening credits
I will never apologize for America
- Dallas Police Chief, 2025
“I’ll never apologize for the Trenton Police Department. Ever. I don’t care what the facts are.”
They’ll blame it on Canada-backed rebels from the People’s Republic of Vermont.
oops. Wrong war
They’re going to try and blame it on Russian Irano-Chinese MS-13 terrorists though. The fake evidence will be ridiculously amateurish and every mainstream media outlet will eat it up uncritically.
Or full-on hot war after a foreign civilian airliner is shot down.
Someone buzz the cops whenever a private jet takes off
I would be incredibly impressed if handguns brought down an airliner
I don’t think that the people will want to do this will think to compensate for the distance away the plane is and the speed that it’s flying at.
Joe’s 5 year plan to get us all using trains 🤔
These chuds will 100% shoot down a commercial airliner in its descent for landing aren’t they?
be a pig
see something in the sky
unload 14.89 shots
they all miss because you’re halfway to macular degeneration at the ripe old age of 36
the plane crashes anyway
it was a boeing
everyone clapsinfinite Lockerbies on the new jersey turnpike
This “drone” shit thats obviously planes is really confirming that repeated covid infections cause brain damage.
Evil celestial invaders using FAA-compliant lighting on their ultra-stealth killer drones just for kicks
for decades superhero and scifi flicks have been covering flying vehicles and iron man suits etc. in brilliant lights to indicate how powerful and futuristic they are
If you see what looks like an airliner flashing it’s lights, that means the drone is about to hit your city with Independence Day (1996) demolition rays
Is Chinese social media clowning on us for this new hysteria yet? I’m sure they’ve got something funny to say
netizens are again dabbing on yankoids who have regressed to forgetting about the concept of aviation xiaohongshu
Nothing bad could happen from shooting bullets upwards in a populated area.
The first NYE where you’re encouraged to shoot your guns straight up into the sky.
Terminal velocity fall from a bullet will hurt but probably not injured anyone so that’s nice. So, if they shoot at a low angle and there is still a biotic trajectory that could be different
This is going to lead to the first disaster(s) where measuring it in units of 9/11 actually does make sense
Imperial Measuring System: “well look who’s come crawling back.”
Making New Jersey a no fly zone has been long overdue anyway imho
Libya after 2011 / New Jersey at any point in time
Why is this all so stupid? I really don’t understand why this is being drummed up into such a silly spectacle.
To distract us from the cool health insurance news
Every year requires a hysterical story about UAVs from Bad Country or else we’ll be relegated to using whatever remaining brain cells that weren’t killed by microplastics and repeat covid infections to consider what a colossally deplorable nation we are trapped in.
This is what happens when your government and media covers the asses of themselves and the asses of the owner class until institutional legitimacy is completely obliterated.
You have a guy in the government the very government that odds are knows exactly what these are but legitimacy has been so ravaged by everything from the Iraq wars to covid to epstein to the fake outrage at the dead CEO that he thinks giving a missile to Officer Trucknuts is a solution because he represents some kind of authority that is atomized out and isn’t part of the larger untrustworthy authority.
Like they are grasping at straws of legitimacy here. Appealing to God knows what shred of structure left.
Oh boy I can’t wait to get hit in the shoulder by a 9mm hollow point from 2 miles away that Officer Chud Donut shot at a 747!
cops accidentally doing that scene from the ministry for the future where the direct action ppl start shooting down jet planes at random to discourage air travel lmao
Death to America
Children of Kali PD.
please not this comment god
Honestly this whole drone thing is something even we couldn’t lathe up
“Hello, I’ll take your dumbest predictions”
99 Luftballons if it was written by a 21st century American on a bunch of painkillers
I smoked a perc and shot down a Boeing 737 MAX on approach to Newark with my 9
I saw some UFO posts about drones and thought people were talking of aliens. Very disappointed it’s just china balloon 2.0
I lathed it
Glorpu Zombick traveled 10k light years to be shot down by some thumb looking cop in South Jersey.
We come in peace
I’ll cum on your pieces you pieces of shit
I’ve always said the 2nd Amendment should include MANPADs and ATGMs
If I can’t fire an ICBM is it really a free country?
My right to own a low orbit satellite armed with tungsten rods to be able to kinetically bombard entire area codes was guaranteed by the founding fathers.
The founding fathers wanted me to be able to pull out a comically large gun with other large guns and knives attached to it from my regular sized pocket. The founding fathers wanted my opponents eyes to shoot out of their skull and then slam back in terror and by god they wanted my opponents legs to rotate in a circular fashion so rapidly the mortal eye could no longer perceive them
If I can’t nuke my neighbour, Dave, for being an asshole, do we really live in Burgerland?
Dave knows what he did.
