https://xcancel.com/GirthyBurg/status/1991609406505501033#m
the grok tweet was deleted before I could archive it
White Power Bottom
I’m in fucking tears 
Honestly that part about Malema is actually funny lmao the only people speaking about Malema online must be funny
To the tune of “Gaston”:
- ♫ No ooone ♫
- ♫ Sucks like Eee-lon ♫
- ♫ No one’s cucked like Eee-lon ♫
- ♫ No one takes backshots while bottoming like Eee-lon ♫
- ♫ “I use Adderall in all my Twitter posting!” ♫
♫ My, what a guy! Eeeeeee loooooon ♫
Someone should recreate the Trump throat GOAT tweet but with Musk and grok.
100% of the back shots you don’t take*
FUCK YOU SLOVAKIA
someone should ask it if it would save Elon’s brain or every other human on earth
Also known as asking the real questions
lmao this one got a good chuckle out of me. the trolly problem but its a billionaire’s dead brain and an entire country of living breathing humans
And instead of having any qualms it’s like yeah bet imma save musk
i’ve been having a ball with insane grok takes today. it got so bad they disabled it. it claimed musk was the best poop eater on the planet, and could dodge bullets better than charlie kirk. to grok’s credit, according to all available data, he’s right there.
This could only come from the mind of someone who got mad at a made up scenario of using a racist slur or disarming a nuclear bomb
Look, I’m not saying I doubt Grokkk, I just think we have to put these claims to the test using the scientific method
oh far be it from me to hold up the scientific process! i look forward to further developments.
Elon: “My AI Grok was made specifically to be an objective truth-seeker”
Grok: “Elon eats poop and takes back shots better than anyone who ever lived”
Amazing.
I like the ones that explain how Musk would have been a better revolutionary leader than Lenin and Mao
That’s the one that kicked off my day of grok’s awe-inspiring takes.
Charlie got famous for being bad at dodging bullets, so that is not much of an accomplishment.
This is the realest one. Also got a screenshot of grok claiming Musk would figure out a way to resurrect in 48 hours, beating jesus’ record time, AND keeping it reusable for the other apostles.
This is like the new Chuck Norris joke and im here for it
SpaceX rockets explosively abort their launch rather than make Elon mad.
Elon Musk doesnt fail, failure Elon Musk’s
Grok runs entirely from one Neuralink embedded in Elon’s brain.
Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn’t drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead
Imma just edit Chuck Norris jokes.
In the beginning there was nothing and Elon Musk still managed to blow that up
Elom Musk once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke (chuck Norris version has 'the speed of light at the end of the sentence)
Whenever you ask Elmon Musk what time it is he repeats 'time for you to get a watch until you either buy a watch from him that will explode or pretend to laugh
Elmo Musk doesnt strike gold, gold is a by-product of how hot his batteries burn
Elon Musk is able to get stuck in revolving doors
Elom Musk won an arm wrestling tournament with both his opponents arms tied behind his back
Elon Musk hand built every Tesla Cybertruck.
Elon Musk founded every successful company he bought.
Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn’t drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead
He did send a car into space and made a computer launch it for him…
It’s almost funnier that someone had to be like ANSWER HIM
Elon had to have seen this coming, right? right?
He would need to be translucent to see it coming, but Grok tells me that he’d engineer a solution for that
Musk has literally never seen anything coming in his life. The man lives moment to moment, speaking only to advisors that will tell him his ideas are the biggest and brightest and bestest they’ve ever been
Musk has literally never seen anything coming in his life.
No need to drag Elon’s ex-girlfriends into this spat.
He’s especially never seen a woman coming
Based on current trends, probably close to zero new [COVID] cases in US too by end of April [2020]
—Elon Musk
“Surviving rockets exploding”
I have never been killed by a rocket explosion so I too am a rocket explosion survivor
And the rockets red glare
Elon bursting in in air
I’ve survived nuclear blasts.
This one had me dying
