This is the realest one. Also got a screenshot of grok claiming Musk would figure out a way to resurrect in 48 hours, beating jesus’ record time, AND keeping it reusable for the other apostles.
In the beginning there was nothing and Elon Musk still managed to blow that up
Elom Musk once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke (chuck Norris version has 'the speed of light at the end of the sentence)
Whenever you ask Elmon Musk what time it is he repeats 'time for you to get a watch until you either buy a watch from him that will explode or pretend to laugh
Elmo Musk doesnt strike gold, gold is a by-product of how hot his batteries burn
Elon Musk is able to get stuck in revolving doors
Elom Musk won an arm wrestling tournament with both his opponents arms tied behind his back
This is the realest one. Also got a screenshot of grok claiming Musk would figure out a way to resurrect in 48 hours, beating jesus’ record time, AND keeping it reusable for the other apostles.
This is like the new Chuck Norris joke and im here for it
SpaceX rockets explosively abort their launch rather than make Elon mad.
Elon Musk doesnt fail, failure Elon Musk’s
Grok runs entirely from one Neuralink embedded in Elon’s brain.
Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn’t drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead
Imma just edit Chuck Norris jokes.
In the beginning there was nothing and Elon Musk still managed to blow that up
Elom Musk once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke (chuck Norris version has 'the speed of light at the end of the sentence)
Whenever you ask Elmon Musk what time it is he repeats 'time for you to get a watch until you either buy a watch from him that will explode or pretend to laugh
Elmo Musk doesnt strike gold, gold is a by-product of how hot his batteries burn
Elon Musk is able to get stuck in revolving doors
Elom Musk won an arm wrestling tournament with both his opponents arms tied behind his back
Elon Musk hand built every Tesla Cybertruck.
Elon Musk founded every successful company he bought.
He did send a car into space and made a computer launch it for him…
When Elon Musk does pushing its easier because the plaent earth is trying to reject him
*When Elon Musk goes into eater he doesn’t get wet, the water gets contaminated *
*Rlon Musk once played Russian roulette with a fully unloaded revolver and won *
It’s almost funnier that someone had to be like ANSWER HIM