• GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 hours ago

    Imma just edit Chuck Norris jokes.

    In the beginning there was nothing and Elon Musk still managed to blow that up

    Elom Musk once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke (chuck Norris version has 'the speed of light at the end of the sentence)

    Whenever you ask Elmon Musk what time it is he repeats 'time for you to get a watch until you either buy a watch from him that will explode or pretend to laugh

    Elmo Musk doesnt strike gold, gold is a by-product of how hot his batteries burn

    Elon Musk is able to get stuck in revolving doors

    Elom Musk won an arm wrestling tournament with both his opponents arms tied behind his back

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 hours ago

      Elon Musk hand built every Tesla Cybertruck.

      Elon Musk founded every successful company he bought.

      Elom Musk once built a car so dangerous even he wouldn’t drive it. Hed make a computer do it instead

      He did send a car into space and made a computer launch it for him…

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        2 hours ago

        When Elon Musk does pushing its easier because the plaent earth is trying to reject him

        *When Elon Musk goes into eater he doesn’t get wet, the water gets contaminated *

        *Rlon Musk once played Russian roulette with a fully unloaded revolver and won *