https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/1982740809096241636#m
A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe
Very similar to Trump’s 2020 “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”
I wonder if anyone has gotten close enough to him to ask him what he thinks the cognitive test is supposed to be like. It isn’t supposed to be hard. It’s supposed to test that your brain is fully functional. It tests attention skills, decision-making skills, judgment, language, learning, reasoning, remembering, thinking and understanding. You only get tested if there’s a good reason to believe that it’s needed to narrow down which skill you’re lacking in so you can get a better diagnosis of what is wrong with your brain. You don’t do it in a hospital for fun.
The test he’s talking about is one they give to test for dementia and he also basically admitted to getting an MRI, which together makes it sound like the stroke rumors were probably true.
This is what I’m going off of, and it does say that this test requires follow-up testing to make a diagnosis, especially if your provider suspects mild cognitive impairment or dementia. It also seems to feature a lot of the same questions that he mentioned.
A clock-drawing test is part of the cognitive test
You don’t need to study before taking this test
lol
I think it might be a standard thing for Presidents to get just because they’re the President, but it is nonetheless extremely concerning the way that he talks about it.
I think it might be a standard thing for Presidents to get just because they’re
the Presidentfive hundred years oldThat too, yeah, and especially someone as old as Trump.
It’s been almost a decade since we had a non-senile President.
(This should be in no way read as praise of Obama or Bush)
I would love to believe so, but if they’d stop running coprolites, maybe they wouldn’t have as much of a need to test the mental capacity of presidents…
I went and got my monthly “are you on death’s door” test and I absolutely aced it. My doctor said he has never seen anything like it
MY DOCTOR SAID IM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO DIE THIS WEEK, GET OWNED AOC
The test:
Which one is the cat?
🕑
i drew all ten hours on the clock, TEN. sleepy joe can only draw 8 hours
The first two are the same so the third one is the cat
Cognitive testing meets online slots
But doctor, I am pagliacchi the cat
trick question, your honor its all octopode
I am a big wet boy. Some say I am the biggest and the wettest. Some of them even said “Trump you’re passing these tests too easily. These really are our hardest tests and your passing them like nobody has before”. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT.
Mr. President I always have time to look at your posts.
As if I was in the room with our big wet boi
老虎: tiger
大象: elephant
长颈鹿 (literally “long neck deer”): giraffe
your move Mr. President
thank you for coming to Mandarin Corner
I always liked hippo. 河马 - river horse
Or panda. 熊猫 - bear cat
Swan. 天鹅 - heavenly goose
“Hippopotamus” literally means “river horse” in Greek
Well blow me down
~ long long deer ~
the longest
I said “Tiger” and fast, they put that big cat up on the screen and I jumped up and yelled “TIGER!” and the whole room clapped, they’ve never seen a man with a brain as powerful and quite frankly smooth as mine folks
I like to imagine the first question is: which animals do you think you’re smarter than?
Can we get an emote of Rubio’s face staring him down as he admits on national television that the cognitive test is difficult after a few questions?
needs more pixels
I don’t want to see his mug in hi-res lol
How do you put a elephant into a fridge? They keep telling me it cant be done. But i know some contractors, the best in fact, and they can do it real fast.
An iq test is when they take you to a circus and ask if you know what the animals are
[Under a picture of the Montreal test, which is obviously easy for a cognitively average person]
There is much much more to the Montreal test. I sat with my father when he was assessed. It takes time and 2 days. What you see above is mostly the simplest points. Nobody aces it. Nobody.
So you refer to yourself in the third person as a coping mechanism?
I’m pretty confident AOC, despite her flaws, would massively outperform Trump on basically any cognitive test
I would add that she would outperfom Trump by any possible metrics be they mental or physical (but so would my little brother)
Its one of those things where its true, but measures nothing, ya know?
Still, let’s fucking do it, let’s fucking go, bring on the laughs.
Not on physical ability to devour hamburgers
A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork
thats the way you spell new york mannnn
he got cocaine rattlin around the brain
