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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Truly hell world. Why cant these bastards be normal.

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Truly hell world. Why cant these bastards be normal.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • sewer_rat_420 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Israeli intelligence community has a lot of “flash drives containing child porn” lying around I guess

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    “Your honour that CSAM is not mine! Israelis planted it in my house via drone!”

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      Everyone should consider storing all their electronics just strewn across their roof. Time for bed? Toss your phone and laptop up there for the night. Instant plausible deniability. Judges hate this one weird trick

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        I’m not even sure what you do in this scenario if they succeeded. How is “i’ve never seen that before” going to hold up in court? Judge isn’t gonna care, if it’s on your property then it’s yours.

        Fucking evil.

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          I mean kinda. For practical reasons “yes.” I would think (speculation alert) that prosecutors are tasked with providing actual evidence that the defendant had access to, did access, etc. the files. If they’re on your harddrive or something that’s pretty easy to do. “It’s their phone. Obviously they had access.” Maybe they even provide receipts proving when and how many times they did access the files (although possession is all that’s required. But just for a more damning case.)

          If it’s a random ass usb drive, especially in a weird place like a roof, a yard, any other exterior locations, I would like to think and believe that the court must prove you actually are the owner of that drive. It seems a bit insane otherwise. It is possible for digital forensic people to prove it, so it’s not like it’s a 100% “out” for anyone to claim “I dunno, man. Not mine.”

          Like if someone tossed a murder weapon in your bushes three months ago and you never saw it. One day while you’re at work a neighbor is walking by, sees the shiny object, gets nosy and sees it’s a gun, calls the cops suspecting something weird. What happens there? I dunno. I really don’t. And I sure as shit ain’t typing any of that into a search engine. I need a libertarian lawyer. A free man on the land to explain it to me. Admiralty court style.

  • hellinkilla [they/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Tal Sasson. He is accused of aggravated abduction, dangerous physical harm and torture of the minors.

    They haven’t even bothered to charge him with possession of a flash drive full of CSAM!!!

    edit: and distributing it via drone

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Seriously, fucking hate this shit

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    how do you fuck up planting a flash drive?

    • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      They used a drone to drop it onto the garage, sounds like they just dropped it on the roof lmao

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        i keep all my pirated movies and espionage documents on a flashdrive on my roof. it’s the last place anyone would look. that’s the first thing they teach you in the CIA.

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          Protip: When the feds raid people’s houses they never think to check the gutters

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            That’s because they’d have to clean the gutters and that would constitute actual useful work, and the FBI will absolutely not do that.

      • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Goon 1: “Uhhh boss, the garage door is closed”

        Goon 2: “Aw fuck we forgot people close their garage doors! What are we gonna do?”

        Goon 1: “I think I have an idea”

      • Homer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Pedophiles love this one trick

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        smhmh israelis couldn’t come up with a guy who could jimmy a door

        • THEPH0NECOMPANY [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          That’s what I was thinking lol, why not just wait it out until he’s at work and idk plant it in a desk or something

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          Not high tech enough apparently

      • NeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net please insert that clip from the Trouble with Trillions episode about the bill not being on burns’ roof

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          You gotta tag me when I’m not touching grass my friend

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            rat-salute

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    they tried drone-dropping a flash drive full of child porn onto his garage

    what even is the point of this? even if it lands on top of the garage, what are they gonna do? call the cops like “hey i was just in my helicopter and i noticed a hard drive sitting on top of this guy’s roof. seems suspicious. the police should get a warrant so they can go climb on his roof and search the drive”

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      Have the spouse call the cops and say they saw him watching CP, and when they show up mention something about the guy working on the roof for some reason in the middle of the night.

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    So they just had a flash drive full of child porn just ready to go for something like this, huh?

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      yeah, uh huh. for “something like this”

  • sictransitgloria [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    least cruel israeli

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      They probably had actual experience abducting children.

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        How else would they get the content for the flash drive? They’re not fake Israelis.

  • hollowmines [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    big danny mcbride character energy to this overall scheme

  • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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    Archive.is link for the article

    • hellinkilla [they/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      why do people post screenshots of news without link to news

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Liberalism

    • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Hamburg-based entreupreneur Eugen Block, who co-founded Block House, a chain with over 50 branches across Europe, is

      Blockchain spotted

  • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I dread the day that MRAs discover this story

  • ScrubsFloorsInHyrule [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t wait for the new Coen brothers movie

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