Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoTruly hell world. Why cant these bastards be normal.hexbear.netimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down10
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageTruly hell world. Why cant these bastards be normal.hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·1 month agoi keep all my pirated movies and espionage documents on a flashdrive on my roof. it’s the last place anyone would look. that’s the first thing they teach you in the CIA.
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-21 month agoProtip: When the feds raid people’s houses they never think to check the gutters
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 month agoThat’s because they’d have to clean the gutters and that would constitute actual useful work, and the FBI will absolutely not do that.
i keep all my pirated movies and espionage documents on a flashdrive on my roof. it’s the last place anyone would look. that’s the first thing they teach you in the CIA.
Protip: When the feds raid people’s houses they never think to check the gutters
That’s because they’d have to clean the gutters and that would constitute actual useful work, and the FBI will absolutely not do that.