Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoTruly hell world. Why cant these bastards be normal.hexbear.netimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down10
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageTruly hell world. Why cant these bastards be normal.hexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·1 month agoThey used a drone to drop it onto the garage, sounds like they just dropped it on the roof lmao
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·1 month agoi keep all my pirated movies and espionage documents on a flashdrive on my roof. it’s the last place anyone would look. that’s the first thing they teach you in the CIA.
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-21 month agoProtip: When the feds raid people’s houses they never think to check the gutters
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 month agoThat’s because they’d have to clean the gutters and that would constitute actual useful work, and the FBI will absolutely not do that.
minus-squarebooty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoGoon 1: “Uhhh boss, the garage door is closed” Goon 2: “Aw fuck we forgot people close their garage doors! What are we gonna do?” Goon 1: “I think I have an idea”
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoPedophiles love this one trick
minus-squareLe_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agosmhmh israelis couldn’t come up with a guy who could jimmy a door
minus-squareTHEPH0NECOMPANY [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoThat’s what I was thinking lol, why not just wait it out until he’s at work and idk plant it in a desk or something
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoNot high tech enough apparently
minus-squareNeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month ago@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net please insert that clip from the Trouble with Trillions episode about the bill not being on burns’ roof
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoYou gotta tag me when I’m not touching grass my friend
They used a drone to drop it onto the garage, sounds like they just dropped it on the roof lmao
i keep all my pirated movies and espionage documents on a flashdrive on my roof. it’s the last place anyone would look. that’s the first thing they teach you in the CIA.
Protip: When the feds raid people’s houses they never think to check the gutters
That’s because they’d have to clean the gutters and that would constitute actual useful work, and the FBI will absolutely not do that.
Goon 1: “Uhhh boss, the garage door is closed”
Goon 2: “Aw fuck we forgot people close their garage doors! What are we gonna do?”
Goon 1: “I think I have an idea”
Pedophiles love this one trick
smhmh israelis couldn’t come up with a guy who could jimmy a door
That’s what I was thinking lol, why not just wait it out until he’s at work and idk plant it in a desk or something
Not high tech enough apparently
@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net please insert that clip from the Trouble with Trillions episode about the bill not being on burns’ roof
You gotta tag me when I’m not touching grass my friend