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Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Enjoying a caffeinated treat is Hamas

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Enjoying a caffeinated treat is Hamas

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Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    New “is coffee a treat” struggle session just dropped

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      Black no-sugar coffee is drugs, a sugary milky creamy syrupy coffee is treats

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        I hate how correct this feels

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        If you brew it right it doesn’t need anything extra

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          Coffee brewed right is treats.

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            Only shitty ass instant coffee in too hot water counts as drugs. I’m not talking folders or yuban either. I’m talking nescafé. Anything better is bourgeoisie decadence

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        Guess I’m a drug addict and not a treatlerite, hell yea

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      I mean most people could live without it, the industry runs on third world exploitation and Americans would riot without it

      Sounds like a treat

      • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        New way to determine treat: would Americans riot without it?

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      I didn’t take the post title seriously but just in case…

      Calling coffee a treat is a bit of an insult to pretty much all the global south bar SEA / East Asia.

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        Yes, I mainly just wanted a title that sounded snappy and funny. But in all seriousness, I do now see coffee as a treat. I’ve had to greatly reduce my caffeine intake after developing insomnia six years ago. I have hormone deficiencies due to very severe sleep apnea that went untreated for sometime, and I now find that drinking caffeinated coffee keeps me up no matter how early in the day I drink it. Even decaf can keep me up, so I try not to have it any later than 1 pm.

        I now pretty much only drink caffeinated coffee if I want a seasonal flavor (yes, I am in touch with my inner white girl and enjoy a pumpkin spice latte), or if I’m going out for the day an need to stay up later than normal. I normally only have four to six cups of caffeinated coffee each month, so it does feel more like a treat now.

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          Considering coffee is part of Colombia’s culture, with festivals, tourism, and a whole identity influenced by coffee…

          Allow me to politely disagree. And I don’t think it’s that different in other parts of the world.

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            I think you might have misunderstood what I was saying. By “I see it as a treat”, I mean I now consider it a treat for myself when I get the rare chance to have it. I’m talking about it in my own subjective experience, not as something universal. I didn’t see it as a treat when I was drinking more coffee in an average day than I currently do in a month.

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      What is coffee?

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        beanis

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        a miserable little pile of secrets

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        Coffee being Hamas is the one part of my post people here have accepted without criticism.

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      Im just having fun. I can see the argument against it but I view coffee same with tobacco and alcohol as an important core ressource . Happy cake day

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