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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

When you achieve peak Maoism you just say "KKKKKKKKKKKKK" all day

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When you achieve peak Maoism you just say "KKKKKKKKKKKKK" all day

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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Redcuban1959 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Are all Brazilians Maoists?

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I follow some Brazilian skateboarder on insta, motherfucker they talk so fucking fast. I thought Spanish speakers spoke fast. It does sound like “KKKKKKK” sometimes.

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        There are many accents in Brazil, and they are very different from the other. I still think Chilean Spanish is way harder to understand than Brazilian Portuguese (Portuguese does sounds like Russian mixed with Spanish sometimes lol). Some Brazilians also laugh using “rsrsrs” (which I believe it means Risos = Laughter).

        Brazilian skateboarder

        When Tony Hawk games were popular on the PS1, I remember always playing as Bob Burnquist.

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          NGL, it looks like being a semi-pro-skateboarder in Rio de Janeiro looks fun as fuck. Everyone is hot and partying constantly and eating really good looking food in the beach. I wanna be reborn as a Brazilian semi-professional skateboarder.

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          chilean is its own language, the basque of the americas

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            Chileans don’t speak as much as they flashbang words at you

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    At peak Maoism, you turn into a hive creature that communicates by a morse-code of Ks said in different intervalls and you go live in Destiny’s walls until a slammer meme activates your programming and you carry him off to feed to your queen

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      What happens if you’re a dolphin here on Earth undercover for the space comrade empire?

      • milk_thief [it/its]@hexbear.net
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        they speak a dialect

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        KKKEKKKEKKKEKKKEEEEKKKEKKKEKKKEKKKEE

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    At that point you’re just laughing in Brazilian.

    • Redcuban1959 [any]@hexbear.net
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      Or Vietnamese

    • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      kkkkkkkkkkkkk seloko

  • Cowbee [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Where did Maoist Standard English originate?

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Zines, pamphlets, polisci journals, and angry letters sent from a 7 person org named like People’s Communist Restoration Movement to another org with an identical name and 9 members fighting over a bookstore in Seattle

      • Cowbee [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Hell yea costanza-maoist

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Sorry libs, this is what peak praxis looks like

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    As a Joke Guy, gotta say. This is pretty top shelf

  • MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    United SStates of AmeriKKKa ,KKKlanada ,auSStrilia ,iSSrael ,uKKK

    • Rania 🇩🇿@lemmygrad.ml
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      KKKSA, FrnKKKa, KKKraut, الامارات العبرية المتحدة

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    STRIKEOUT

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This internet rabbit hole! …It’s for me!!!

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I can’t believe I’ve never though of this joke before

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    Its addictive as fuck, gotta stop myself saying MuriKKKa around people I know aren’t cool.

    Dear diary, a petite bourgeois bigot was bigoted to me, another day in MuriKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKa.

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    But do you denounce KKKKKKKKhamas

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    The alliteration alone summons a Chinese Type-56 like a Maoist Beetlejuice.

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    Maoist Leidenmeyer system fractal rules:

    • K → KKK
    • C → KKK
    • S → SS

    someone help me find a way to make these rules more aesthetic so I can render Maoist fractals of common SSettler words and phrases.

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    KKKhive

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