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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

Pure poetry

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Pure poetry

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • iByteABit [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to shit your pants with it

    parenti-hands

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      carlin-pog Think you’ve got the wrong polemicist there (unless that’s part of the bit)

      • iByteABit [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Ooh yeah it was Carlin, couldn’t remember but it gave me Parenti vibes

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Remember, people: Fiber, fiber, fiber (and lots of water.)

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Lol yeah, to me it sounds like what you can find in America to eat is such piss-poor nutrition your GI tract can’t handle it. Even if you eat huge amounts, you shouldn’t be constipated because of it, that’s because you ate a bunch of carbs, fat and animal protein without any fiber at all.

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        Fat, salt, and sugar are our 3 major food groups.

      • Facky [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Going to America to do list:
        Buy fiber tablets

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Nah, we’ve got grease for that now

      Lubes up the tract, poop just sluices out

    • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The recommended dosage of 5 capsules of psyllium powder, 4 times per day may seem absurd… but the real absurdity is the diet that we expect our GI tract to handle.

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        Word. I take like two a day and the improvement is drastic

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      Fiber? Is that a new side at taco bell?

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    jesse-wtf

  • propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Tagline please

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    they’re gonna need a c-section

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the c stands for crap because of all the doodoo crap coming out the butthole

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    Removed by mod

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Removed by mod

  • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Real freedom is having all that shit pumped out through tube bolso-pain

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    おしりがアメリカサイズはできないね

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      wwwwww

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