Orion, the Well Endowed

Have you never read a single thing of print media ever? Books, newspapers, and magazines have been hyphenating words to keep uniform blocks of text for over 5 centuries

She had a dominating 70% of the vote in her district

Meanwhile every Democrat who lost was running on a campaign of “Build The Wall, More police funding, Support Israel”

Unless that something is diverting all their funds into Texas.

Or ran in 2016 like Bernie asked her to do. But she sat it out because she wanted Clinton to run.

Dude isn’t an actor. He was just an actual employee named Jake who did a commercial that got big.

I was watching a PBS documentary about the first humans in the Americas. All the scientists are super cool until you get to the American anthropologist who starts using phrenology to explain why Native American tribes shouldn’t be given repatriation rights, only for a Danish geneticist to say “yeah, this is absolutely a Native American and i am willing to testify to that in any court of law”

Pseudoscience is still all the rage if it can be used to push a political agenda.

Yes, we have one party here. But so does America. Except, with typical extravagance, they have two of them!

-Julius Nyerere, 1982

The US has always had two parties that only serve capital and it’s interests.

Not sure how Euros haven’t figured out that the main thing America inherited from Britain is our ability to not give a fuck what Continental Europeans think about us. Not sure why Euros keep thinking they can shame or guilt Brits and Americans into doing what they want.

I already have a baby face, but trying to grow facial hair makes me look 10 years younger in the worst way.

Yeah i am a safety razor guys for shaving my face, but i use a cartridge razor for my undercarriage. I swap the cartridge out at the start of the month because it becomes dull and rusty by then.

Americans love aan with a plan

I wouldn’t mind love bites if my kitten didn’t always get her teeth under my nails and into the nail bed when she bits me. Such an asshole move.

Even the rural college town my grandma grew up in had tram lines running down the main streets in the 30’s and to both colleges. If a city had more than 20,000 residents 100 years ago, they probably had a tram system that was pulled up at GM’s behest.

I’m saying that you can only piss on someone and call it rain for so long. Young voters onow that both parties are going to screw them over regardless, so they don’t want to vote. It’s turkeys voting on the side dishes at Thanksgiving.

Loan forgiveness isn’t a solution. It’s something the immediately help, but it does nothing ti address the growing costs of the higher education that is needed for any sort of comfortable life.

Issue 1 took up the entire back page of my ballot yesterday and was just nonsensical legalese. People voted on it based on how there prefered candidates told them to, and we all saw who their preferred candidates were last night.

It’s the ratchet effect. The GOP drives us further to the right while the DNC stop us from moving to the left.

People thought that the Tea Party would drive away support for the GOP, but they got everything they wanted by being loud and demanding it from the GOP. Conservative voters get everything they want from the Republicans because they demand it. Meanwhile Democrats are constantly trying to snub the Progressives and leftists from the party and then except those snubbed groups to keep voting for them.