Shitloads of sppoilers
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I confronted the mirror and accepted the horror that is pain
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I failed to grab the necktie. My heart attem,pted to kill me but failed
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I have withstood the cruel electric light of day.
Goodign to get my shoes now weish me luck
I hjave reclained the shoe. I am as it were dreessssed
SAVE SCUmming I want to have fuck with you because w2hat could happen? What could this reveal?
Not sure if tyhat was better or worse than the other erslelslts
I have survived the stairs. There is a lovely man in an oiragne coat
RIP the crypotzoolidists wife. Wait. No. She’s alive. I think… I htinjk… didi iwin?
There are nmo secrets wait no there are secrest wbetween us dammn. Kim does seem conviced taht I need medcial attanetion though.
I have escaepd the first dungeon… cafetaerias. I ahve aescaped the acefetaria. I own fewer real shtan I woul dhave if I didn’t hei the cryptozoolagists wife.
I have aobtained glovbes. Kim has a cool car. I shoud nto manipualtye the car. Everyione might die. I might die. The car is a machine of powert. I am not ready for power.
I have successully a doctor. It was no thalep help hlep helpful. As garocters are want to be.
Apprently Jimmy Hoffa rights this part of mrevolchalty? idk why my typing is so shit, not sure wait I think if I just slow down a little I can tytpe coherenly. well mostly coherently.
Either way, something has Sylvie scared. Figure we’re definitely going to have to bring electro-cheistry down on my enemies at some point.
Appreantly I was doing cop shit for three days straight? Well, someone was, and now I’m stuck in his body, carrying his debts. Wow… damn that previous guy was a shithead.
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net Am I the same cop who checked in to the Whirling-in-Rags three days ago?
I’m meting all kinds of cool people who live in the little box in Kim’s car. There certainly are a lot of people inm there. All of them are angry at me, which iseems reasonable based on my keen piggy snout’s deducation abilitie.
I have lost my gun. This seems bad. the poor tavern wench I was terrorizing clearly mentioned I had a gun, and now I do not. The necktie says this is not bad. I trust the necktie. The necktie is my friend, like Kim. the necktie is my third party member.
The officver is describving his genitalia in exaggerated terms.
I survived the radio call to the police. I did not die.
Shit. There are scabs. Scabs? I was not able to gaze in to tommies soul. O jave discovered a book store. I am dumb as hell, which is natural for cops. I am not certain I can actually read.
I thinkI intuited something about the bookseller girl.
There is something in the water. I will investigatge. I haVE DISCOVERED, I believe, a sea fort
I see… a bag. profit… awaits? I threw the ball. Also, communards did something cool here back in the day. I threw the ball in to the water, btw. I don;'t think I was supposed to do that. Suicide sex cult propaganda and mad anarchist women with shrapnel bombs. Cool shit
The beachhead! Amphianaisisisi! I met an old fascisti. Oh worse a monarchist
Trying to punch a kid. Lost.
The FUCK does Cuno care?!
Pump this thread directly in my veins
This is the best thread in Hexbear History
hahahahahaha
Dxm isn’t the best for typing. It’s fun tho, I should blast some cough gel caps sometime
i used to do that a lot… i found that a few days later i’m EXTREMELY irritable and impulsive… it goes away a day or two later but it is really freaky
Ojh i have bupolar disorder i’m always impuslive and often irritable cannt wait to see what i’m like after a week of scorched earth anti-viral warfare.
Don’t save scum, it’s a choose your own adventure novel more than a game. Let the dice fall as they may and play it again later.
Wanted to see. Just that one bc seemed so ridiculous. Wait she seemed to know i didn’t know anything?