Shitloads of sppoilers

  • I confronted the mirror and accepted the horror that is pain

  • I failed to grab the necktie. My heart attem,pted to kill me but failed

  • I have withstood the cruel electric light of day.

Goodign to get my shoes now weish me luck

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    17·
    3 months ago

    I have escaepd the first dungeon… cafetaerias. I ahve aescaped the acefetaria. I own fewer real shtan I woul dhave if I didn’t hei the cryptozoolagists wife.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      15·
      3 months ago

      I have aobtained glovbes. Kim has a cool car. I shoud nto manipualtye the car. Everyione might die. I might die. The car is a machine of powert. I am not ready for power.

      I have successully a doctor. It was no thalep help hlep helpful. As garocters are want to be.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
        17·
        3 months ago

        Apprently Jimmy Hoffa rights this part of mrevolchalty? idk why my typing is so shit, not sure wait I think if I just slow down a little I can tytpe coherenly. well mostly coherently.

        Either way, something has Sylvie scared. Figure we’re definitely going to have to bring electro-cheistry down on my enemies at some point.

        Appreantly I was doing cop shit for three days straight? Well, someone was, and now I’m stuck in his body, carrying his debts. Wow… damn that previous guy was a shithead.

        @UlyssesT@hexbear.net Am I the same cop who checked in to the Whirling-in-Rags three days ago?

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          15·
          3 months ago

          I’m meting all kinds of cool people who live in the little box in Kim’s car. There certainly are a lot of people inm there. All of them are angry at me, which iseems reasonable based on my keen piggy snout’s deducation abilitie.

          I have lost my gun. This seems bad. the poor tavern wench I was terrorizing clearly mentioned I had a gun, and now I do not. The necktie says this is not bad. I trust the necktie. The necktie is my friend, like Kim. the necktie is my third party member.

          The officver is describving his genitalia in exaggerated terms.

          I survived the radio call to the police. I did not die.

          Shit. There are scabs. Scabs? I was not able to gaze in to tommies soul. O jave discovered a book store. I am dumb as hell, which is natural for cops. I am not certain I can actually read.

          I thinkI intuited something about the bookseller girl.

          There is something in the water. I will investigatge. I haVE DISCOVERED, I believe, a sea fort

          I see… a bag. profit… awaits? I threw the ball. Also, communards did something cool here back in the day. I threw the ball in to the water, btw. I don;'t think I was supposed to do that. Suicide sex cult propaganda and mad anarchist women with shrapnel bombs. Cool shit

          The beachhead! Amphianaisisisi! I met an old fascisti. Oh worse a monarchist

          Trying to punch a kid. Lost.

          • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
            5·
            3 months ago

            i used to do that a lot… i found that a few days later i’m EXTREMELY irritable and impulsive… it goes away a day or two later but it is really freaky

            • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
              6·
              3 months ago

              Ojh i have bupolar disorder i’m always impuslive and often irritable cannt wait to see what i’m like after a week of scorched earth anti-viral warfare.