https://www.theonion.com/right-ear-right-now-1851606905
You guys would be cluggin’ a few cans, too, if you had my wife.
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Did you pawn my jewelry
Apologize to my mother
You gave me an STD
good lord i don’t think i’ve laughed at a kelly bit this hard in a long time
And bringing a rolling pin to the bar your husband lives at
“Take My Wife, Please” Kelly is the best
tag yourself i’m commies
I’m the STD
I’m the mother
Did you pawn my jewelry
You gave me an STD
Yoooo this Kelly is dark.
Quite possibly the best use of “latest fad” we’ve ever seen from Kelly
Embassy Suites (fancy hotel)
There is an open condom wrapper on the bed there.
Good catch. Must have come from somewhere else.
won’t stop crabs
Condoms break
unbecumming
oh yeah, Trump got shot or something. can’t really remember.
lol
you gave me an STD
nit-picking wives
:jesus_christ:
from my lips to Kelly’s ears. the man speaks with the voice of generation.
Probably because he is one himself but he really has his finger on the pulse of boomers. The dad in every comic is just this deadbeat alcoholic womanizer.
I can’t believe this is a real Kelly. His usual stuff is more tame.
:commies:
and :sicko-liberty:
the onion
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
