I thought one thing Trump was smart enough to know was to never ever listen to his oldest sons. I mean he could’ve probably just asked Barron in a text like “JD Vance 👍 or 👎?” And get a response like “Dad, never make any of Don or Eric’s friends VP” This is just common sense. He could’ve asked literally anyone except those two. Incredibly stupid decision made extra annoying by the decent chance we have to hear JD dipshit ass speak for 4-12 years. Kinda makes me want to make some delicious toast while taking a bath.
Trump was like damb I need to pick a weird freak for my VP
wait, I know the guy!
We were robbed of the perfect VP pick
Santos has more rizz unironically
How do I pop open a warphole to that messy messy alternate universe?
1 too many letters in his name
maybe jd vance is actually george santos in drag twice
JorDge Svancetos
We are through the looking glass, people
It’s not fair
Eric and Don Jr are the ones who pushed him to pick JD Vance, apparently.
We really need a Kendall and Roman Roy emoji.
I thought one thing Trump was smart enough to know was to never ever listen to his oldest sons. I mean he could’ve probably just asked Barron in a text like “JD Vance 👍 or 👎?” And get a response like “Dad, never make any of Don or Eric’s friends VP” This is just common sense. He could’ve asked literally anyone except those two. Incredibly stupid decision made extra annoying by the decent chance we have to hear JD dipshit ass speak for 4-12 years. Kinda makes me want to make some delicious toast while taking a bath.
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According to reports, he was going to pick Doug Bergum until Eric and Don Jr convinced him to go with Vance.
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