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jankforlife@lemmy.ml to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Dammit! Who wants to play truth or dare...completely coincidental....

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Dammit! Who wants to play truth or dare...completely coincidental....

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jankforlife@lemmy.ml to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    What kind of idiot would choose dare? truth you can just lie, dare you end up stripping through your wedding screaming my pickle will pop tonight.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      you can just lie

      Bro I loved playing “don’t say or do anything embarrassing” with my friends growing up, it was such a fun bonding activity

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        People need to just participate in adolescent nonsense and develop some trauma, trust issues, or kink like the rest of us.

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      Every game I’ve ever played you had to alternate. Couldn’t just stick to truth.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      people with less inhibition than sense

    • plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works
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      This may surprise you, but some people are adverse to lying. Even little white lies that harm “no one”.

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      Gamblers.

  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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    Truth or dare?

    Truth this time.

    What’s your credit card info?

    • Snazz@lemmy.world
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      Perfect response to the pizza gambit

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I don’t remember.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “I dare you to give me power of attorney over you.”

    • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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      DEAL! Your mess now! 😂

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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    Ok, here is your anchovies, kiwi and pineapple pizza, now you have to eat it in front of me

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      You know what, rather that than Mediterranean vegetable one

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    Fools! It’s gonna suck when a party sized pizza shows up and you gotta pay. The dare never said pay for the pizza.

    • Goretantath@lemmy.world
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      “Pay for the next pizza I order.”

      • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        Tie the person down. If they can’t order the pizza, you don’t have to pay

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Order pizza for pay on delivery.

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    Alright; you never said I gotta pay for it, just place the order.

  • Beesbeesbees@lemmy.world
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    Sure but it’s gonna have pineapple on it.

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    Sign this “Do Not Recesitate” order

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    nuh uh, Simon didn’t say

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