yeah don’t tell me what i wouldn’t do

why have we not been arming nasa astronauts against these devious space bears or did they only learn about creamy delicious cosmonaut from soyuz capsules?

I have been wanting to have this argument with david bowie but then he had to up and die so now i have to have it with his ghost. how inconsiderate.

it’s not quite that simple.

you also have to make sure mechjeb is installed and nasa has “too much pride”

space bears?

There were no awards or other marks of achievement to be seen in the house of a seemingly accomplished businessman.

A clear delineation between work and home (leave your work awards at work) helps you keep work stresses at work.

“which way to the bathroom?”
*paint can to the face*

you’re right, it does write itself

hey, good luck. it’s a thankless job and can be very emotionally trying. thanks for taking care of the community.

go into the light, it’s truck-kun

i’ve been using GIMP for the last 25 years and I’ll be using GIMP 'til i die

edit: aww fuck paint dot net? what happened to my GIMP?

so like, i think the tech is cool. i can’t really think of a good use case for it though. that’s the thing.

in the p!=np universe, you can even grab your booty a little bit before the mirror guards get mad (they don’t like PDA)

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it’s seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don’t get a tip.

i have two pieces of advice. the first is that you get really good resonance off of the toilet bowl. it’s echoey.
second, if you aren’t near a toilet or just want to cut loose in private, this pose helps:

then you’ll have to eat my other ice creams