This was my favorite version of office for the Mac.

For PC, I held onto Office 2003 Professional for as long as I could.

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

“WE! WON’T KNOW! UNTIL! WE LOOK!”

TOMATO IT IS!

This is Maddox’s doing, isn’t it?

Are you a tomato or are you lettuce?

DECIDE!

You have to hand it to the Kelvin movies, just about all of them are amazing send ups to the original actors and characters.

“Just trust me, bro.”

How often do you get an xray?

The Man’s * episodes are funny as hell.

Man’s kitchen: “The microwave has three settings; Low, Medium, and Split your own atoms. Don’t look directly at the potato!”

Maybe he can land Shia LaBuff.

“Too short, I cut your bangs. $25, that will be.”

“Don’t you know a jailbreak when you see one?!”

“This page is designed for 800x600 monitors, sign my guestbook.”

The midlife revision will probably just have a user-replaceable battery for all regions to simplify things.

Then again, it’s Nintendo.

I thought it was a pod racer.

Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.