Poorly Drawn Lines & Strange Planet are both genius comics that became mediocre when adapted into TV shows.

Not everything works in animated form.

A military consisting entirely of leather-clad bears and diesel dykes would destroy everyone.

The showrunners woke up that morning and chose violence. Like they were testing to see how gruesome a death they could get away with on NBC.

An unforgettable luncheon.

Translation: “Egads, my roast is ruined!”

Lost track of time “dancin’”.

(Oh ey oh!)

“…technically?…”

Did you recently become a father? Because that was one of the better dad jokes.

When you go into a place that feels haunted your skeleton is just connecting to the local WiFi.

I don’t care if this is fake, KFC & Volkswagen stock would go through the roof.

submits counter-offer

“Haha! Got ‘em again!”

“Cap, why are you putting an 80-year fuse on that bomb?”

“Because they’ll never suspect it!”

“You had me at beans.”

So is living with the consequences of your choices.

How dare you!

Sir David Attenborough deserves our complete and undivided attention.

…hates toads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA3s65KK3yc

Can’t believe they showed so much death in a single Disney movie.

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