What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…
If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
Is wiping your arse gay?
Yes, and on top of that, pooping is slightly gay. Also, using your hands to pee is gay because you’re touching a dick. Also sitting down to pee is gay. And do NOT wash your penis, unless you’re super gay.
Touching your wife is gay.
Only if you don’t get her pregnant.
I’m guessing the logic is:
Gay people only have sex for pleasure (because they can’t reproduce), therefore, all sex for pleasure is gay.
Its like saying fish only swim in water because they can’t go on land, therefore, all creatures that swim are fish.
someone warn the bees
Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnsonYou said dick three times in your letter. If you say the word dick that means you’re thinking of a dick, and that makes you gay.
I think their view of women is pretty clear:
Wait till they find out how the elite and powerful view them (and pretty much all of us).
And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.
Fun idea, but in reality while there was some descrepency, more than 50 percent of white women in the US are MAGAts.
I think the descrepency is bigger when you look at younger people, though its actually starting to reverse somewhat.
Not even MAGAs want to date MAGAs is the thing
Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol
So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that “gay sex” was anything that wasnt about “making babies”, but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.
Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said… A YEAR AGO!
The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.
That works out to the same thing. He thinks sex with his wife is gay.
Yeah I’m really not seeing the difference. Maybe someone can explain it to me.
Hes making a blanket statement about sex for reasons other than making babies. He says having sex just to have an orgasm, is gay sex. Not that he does, or if you make your lady cum, its gay.
Hes saying that you, me, everyone, who has sex ONLY to have an orgasm, is having gay sex. See the difference?
that’s the second gayest thing i’ve ever heard
I think it’s a case of them thinking what the title says, but knowing it makes them look shitty, so trying to couch it in a way that makes it open to interpretation, or at the very least gives them plausible deniability.
Like a lot of right wing commentators/popular people. Talk bullshit around the point everyone knows you’re making, so when people call you out on it you can go “I specifically say that, so that’s not true, and you’re actually the ass hole for acusing me of it”
No, he thinks that having sex for any other reason than making babies is gay sex. Not specifically giving his wife an orgasm.
This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
Yeah, the culture wars are just so annoying. So many people talking memes as gospel truth. Its like seeing a picture of Yoda next to the quote “Live long and prosper” and thinking it must be a star wars quote.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.
This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.
There have been a number of religious secs that believed pleasure during sex was sinful. The Shakers forbade sex altogether, thus, no more Shakers. Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure. A blanket strung down the middle of the bed with a hole in it.
Others accepted that sex was necessary but tried to come up with methods to remove or decrease the pleasure.
Ever heard of Mormons “soaking?” LOL:
“According to Men’s Health, soaking is when a man puts his penis inside of a female partner’s vagina. They then lay in the bed and have someone else shake the bed to cause movement”
They think of it as a loophole to get around the whole “no sex before marriage” thing.
I learned about the Shakers and Quakers back in elementary school but can’t remember much about them. I didn’t know they were celibate. So I looked into it and there are only 3 left in the U.S.
- The number of Shakers in the U.S. rises to 3 (NPR.org, Aug. 2025)
A new person has joined the last active Shaker community in the U.S, bringing the Christian, communal, and celibate group to a total of three. They once numbered in the thousands.
Interesting. Thank for showing me a rabbit hole to dive down.
If it keeps these people from breeding, then there’s your silver lining.
I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.
But he can get her off without his dick if he wanted
implying ephebophilia isn’t bad
people who care about the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia are the kind of people who deserve being called pedos.
fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?
It’s amazingly gay, were very happy when we cum together.
Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.
am i still gay if i take it out before cumming?
i had someone call me a cuck for saying men should also do domestic labour n not treat their partners like servants lmfao
I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.
WTF LOL!!
And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.
Girls don’t hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you’ve grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.
There’s an old joke popular out in Utah. “How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon.”
When you’re first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don’t really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can’t catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you’re up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.
No they don’t. They don’t wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.
It aint limited to girls, bro beans. Anyone who isnt a fucking idiot hates their guts.
But do all girls hate their guts or are there enough who share the idea for some reason? He has a wife after all
If you care to last longer than 23.4 seconds you might be able to rearrange them in a way they like better.
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
They may be getting them. Just not from their husbands.
I can’t imagine treating someone I love that way.
That’s a common urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.
Imagine being a woman and being a Republican
I’m not sure they all choose.
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
Edit: basically if a large part of your “identity” is being left or right. Red or blue. Democrat or or republican. I dont particularly want to talk to you.
I also realize it may be an intelligence issue. I may to stupid to understand all the minutiaes. But alas, politics sucks.
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
Real intelligent input sir.
Fellas, is it gay to breathe?
Extremely. C’mon, we are going directly to the gulag.
The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with a woman. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.
Something about Grindr statistics and RNC conventions…
Or an excuse to have sex with her even if she doesn’t want to/doesn’t like it.
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If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.
