Yes that’s one way of looking at death yes.

It’s because for the Average Joe, having a TV box at the end of your driveway that has the latest big number on it is important. It’s how they gain their identity. Do not upset them for obvious reasons.

I had my measles tested earlier this year, and my immunity has worn off. I’m in a state that borders Texas so I got my ass to Walgreens.

They asked if it was for school or for work… when I told them it was because my doctor had ordered it, they were like, hold on. They had to confer for quite a while. Lesson learned, say “work”

My kid goes with his mom on trips to CO so I am breathing a sigh of relief, he can get all the vaccines there if they join in fighting back like Portlandia is doing

And then I think about the thousands of poor kids around here who will never leave their county of birth

fuck

I only refuse to buy, want to get rid of our stake in, and want to restrict it. So I’m in the clear whew

In Arkansas you’re now allowed to shoot at the feet of cashiers who sass you, so they keep tabs on it

Which is every morning and most afternoons

Had a disc blow out last month, and I still have XR morphine from my friend dying of cancer, and whoa but this dude is right

But after a few days you really want a more potent opiate. Which, don’t worry, you will still take with the morphine cause you’re dependent now.

Thankfully they did emergency surgery or I’d be on the way to becoming a statistic.

Yep two fingers means “I’m from here” so I love the puzzled looks.

I learned to do this growing up, the two fingers up off the steering wheel, and I instinctively do it in rural areas now, it always cracks my husband up when this gay city dude is waving at country rednecks and they’re waving back

One has only to think about it, would today’s billionaires leave a resource unexploited, an economy un-leeched? They’re working on all continents. But few countries are willingly degrading themselves and digging the collective bottom downward than Americans, who had it all and are now breaking it all down for someone else’s profit.