I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.

You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?

Sorry you married into an asshole MIL. I have one and it’s not fun.

Nah, she’ll go home and shoot herself in the head 3 times with a type written suicide note next to her body professing the orange moron’s innocence.

Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.

Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.

They ate egg plant, at which point there were heavy rains which did them in?

I…I can’t tell if this is commentary about now or not. Is that bad?

Franks

You’re right. It’s even worse when you’re within the US because it just doesn’t stop. It’s rather arrogant of me to disregard other nationalities here and I’ll make more of an effort. I made a related joke in a space sub once and they were less than enthusiastic (to say the least).

Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?

How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?

Sloth love Chunk!!!

Team competence

Who could have ever seen that coming? Unpossible!

Imma go with A

Amateurish, not legitimate… Where have I seen that in this administration?

Same

One second!!! Almost there!!!

Shouldn’t they include Truth social on there?