I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?

You’ll end up in Gator-rehab!

Now is probably a good time to exit this timeline.

Hmmm… Smoking protests?

That’s not a norm I’ve ever heard. More often than not, there is forgiveness because of the emotional attachment. Things work for a while, then it happens again. This keeps happening and deteriorating the trust until finally the relationship has mutated into an unrecognizable shadow of it’s former beauty.

Many people have experienced this, thus the given advice. I’ve learned that providing that kind of advice can damage the relationship with your friend (because of said emotional attachment), so I don’t bother. It’s something people have to learn on their own.

That’s what they call a power move, Becky. “This conversation ends now” shows who’s really in control, Becky. OMG, look at her butt.

Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.

I think trolleys are fantastic modes of transportation.

Truth is a left-wing conspiracy! Facts are trash only used by Democrats!

I do that with liquor.

Well at least we have MTV to bring us music and the history channel to bring us history.

And when it comes to not knowing what the fuck you’re doing, he is highly qualified to speak on the subject.

He’s such an ideal Bond villain. Unfortunately there was never a Bond film featuring the villain being a president because no one could imagine something so outlandishly heinous. Speaks to the quality of this timeline.

Technically it’s correct

Who’s going to start the YouTube channel for it called “Kennit?” where you see just what you can use it to do? First episode should be as an oar.

I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.

You know why the 2008 financial crisis happened? Banks sold assets under the assumption that their credit rating was intact.

Sure, I would afford Airbus every benefit of a doubt, but sorry, Boeing is building a track record which none of us should ignore. My speculation is warranted.

Boeing’s gonna Boeing

That’s a riot! Oh wait, no, that’s L.A.

It’s funny how all of those voices that talked about jack booted thugs breaking down doors and then needing their 2nd amendment rights to protect themselves are so quiet now. I guess racism trumps all that.