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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 hours ago

Rookie mistake; don't lock them knees.

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Rookie mistake; don't lock them knees.

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 hours ago
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https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1986488246684070334

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    RFK’s immediate response is to hightail it out of there. i-cant

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      He cannot tolerate the presence of weakness. It’s contagious, you see. Unlike coronavirus. Which is fake.

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      He’s running out of range of the Havana syndrome beam

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      Kennedy’s don’t have a good track record with sudden slumps

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    Vaxxed?

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    dude that guy looked fucked. he was off screen when it started, but once he was in frame he looked fuckin’ dead on his feet with like 4 people trying to keep him from tipping over.

    the look on his face though was like bloodless and blank.

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      He didn’t get his adrenochrome infusion todaydeeper-sadness

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      Tbf, that’s what all pharma execs look like.

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    Tiiiimberrrr

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    a story in 4 parts

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    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      You forgot the best one

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        He’s gonna get his money’s worth on those standing lessons

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        Lmao

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        How could you do this to me Bob, we had a very nice press conference going on, like no one has ever seen and then boom! Down you go. So disrespectful, we hated seeing that, didn’t we folks? We did. But Bob, well he’s okay, I think, maybe? Who knows, nobody knows or will know, but we will know soon enough and bigly I might add, thank you. trump-anguish

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          He fell during a perfectly run press conference. We had camera shutters like you wouldn’t believe. Millions and millions of pictures being taken. Ol Bobblin Bob took the spotlight from DJT. What are you bobbing for, Bob? Apples? Unbelievable…

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            Collapsed like a dog!!

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        absolute-cinema

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        Standing school graduate with disappointment written across his face as his understudy fails miserably, colorized (2025)

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        lol it looks like he’s about to salute the camera.

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      Typical night at the pub. The guy even looks like a geezer.

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      you-hear-about-video-games

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    Watching that video of the folks hopelessly trying to get the photographers to stop shooting is very fun

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    taking one for the team

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    RFK running out of there, I’m not a doctor!

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      ingrained reaction in the kennedy family to immediately leave the premises when somebody overdoses, uh, loses consciousness

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      🎵Don't listen to me, listen to your worm!🎵

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        Walk Run without rhythm - it won’t attract the worm

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