How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.
Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.
I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.
Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.
I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.
Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.
I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…
That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.
How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.
Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.
Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?
tosses beans a towel
Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.
“You fucking disgust me.”
Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.
Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)
Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!
Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.
So you like some fur?