• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    24 hours ago

    Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      57 minutes ago

      I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…

      That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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        39 minutes ago

        How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

        Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.