• potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 hours ago

    I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…

    That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      2 hours ago

      How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

      Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.