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“You can’t be struggling if you’ve stayed in a hotel before.”
“You can’t be struggling if you’ve stayed in a hotel before.”
It’s so realistic, it functions as an actual Hennessy bottle and has real Hennessy inside. Art is amazing.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure learning more about myself would make me simpler by definition.
“How’s that heart attack treatin’ ya back there?”
By then, they’ll have released Solitaire 2.
She’s eligible for AARP, which gets her 10% off at Bonefish Grill.
Not only that, they “unlocked the sensory secrets of the penis and clitoris.” They gave those mice the absolute times of their lives.
It could be kinda nice to run your tongue over your squishy, deflated teeth between meals.
That’s why he says, “I will let you down. I will make you hurt.” He’s torturing the worms.
I’m pretty sure it’s the worm thing.
You get golden cock ring cash by not buying golden cock rings. I think that’s from The Millionaire Next Door.
Really owning the whole dickhead thing.
Also people who walk around the house naked.
Which fits, because you’d be thirsty after a baker’s dozen.
You’ve been assigned to Hitler’s honeymoon.