• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        24 hours ago

        Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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          57 minutes ago

          I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…

          That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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            39 minutes ago

            How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

            Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.