ProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoSandwich Guy is on trial today and it's the best bit you've seen all weekhexbear.netimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1175arrow-down1imageSandwich Guy is on trial today and it's the best bit you've seen all weekhexbear.netProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·2 days agoi could smell the mustard gas?
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up111·2 days agooh fuck it’s getting better: That sandwich hasn’t exploded at all, has it?
minus-squareKeld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·edit-22 days agoTestilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can’t help themselves, can they?
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 days agoHoly fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 days ago“There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there.”
i could smell the mustard
gas?
oh fuck it’s getting better:
Testilying on the case about someone hitting you with a sandwich. Cops really can’t help themselves, can they?
Holy fuck a cop getting charged with perjury over lying about a sandwich attack would be the funniest shit ever.
“There is clearly no fiery chemical reaction, there is no explosion there.”