“Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he’s sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he’s so smart and cultured.”
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I’d rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?
Someone the other day was talking about how people in america are becoming more unhinged and mean in public life. Like 10 years ago no one would blink an eye at someone reading a book on a park bench, maybe if it was fucking Mein Kampf or Sasquatch Pounds My Ass by Chuck Tingle. Nowadays people are looking for an excuse to be a dick.
I’d be worried Sasquatch would have some nasty STDs. he’s never even seen a doctor
Sasquatch is rare and endangered because they don’t have sex.
The rare volcel cryptid.
Bit idea: Sasquatch reproduces asexually
Uhhhh…
If you’re having trouble finding it, that might just be that the title is actually “Eight Bigfoot Buckaroos Hate My Butt And Pound It”.
Hey Mr. Tingle is an artist but it’s not for the general public.