“Oh look at this guy reading a BOOK at the cafe, he must think he’s sooooo cool! I get he thinks a woman will sleep with him cuz he’s so smart and cultured.”
Or maybe my roommate is having their partner over and they kicked me out and I’d rather do this than just be on my fucking phone for two hours?
I’d be worried Sasquatch would have some nasty STDs. he’s never even seen a doctor
Sasquatch is rare and endangered because they don’t have sex.
The rare volcel cryptid.
Bit idea: Sasquatch reproduces asexually