reporting unusual looking insect
unusual insect

Son of a bitch
What’s the matter, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils?I gotta apologise, I don’t get the joke and or insult. Sorry friendo
All good comrade, it’s a reference to the most iconic scene in the OG Predator film which also has emojis on this site!

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
damn i miss not having to see mosquitos in fucking october
Where I live we’re free of mosquitos for maybe like a month in the middle of winter.
they’re out like wild in the morning. i open my car door and they rush in as i get in. it sucks
Quick mock them before they become confident in their navigation abilities!

Also screenshot of a draft that’s (imo) exponentially funnier than the finished product

genuinely upset these pricks didnt have to deal with mosquitos before, they deserve this for not being bitten by mosquitos for 1000 years
Iceland has horseflies and stinging gnats that form dense swarms and get stuck in your nose hair and tear ducts because they want that salt off you.
why don’t they breed billions of sterile versions and end this nightmare
Eh, there’s always a give’n’take. I hear the seasonal depression hits pretty bad that far up the latitude.
the gulf stream collapsing should fix that right up for them
Culiseta Annulata
So, Assholes Asshole is it’s name? Or is it Year-round Assholes?
Culiseta
From culex, the Latin for “gnat”
Annulata
meaning “ringed”
Sorry to disappoint, I just love taxonomy.
Annulata and anus are cognates through that root.
Sorry to disappoint, I just love taxonomy.
It’s cool. Thanks for the correction.
I wish they’d do to mosquitos what they did to the screw worm fly and also start doing that again to said fly
they do do this to mosquitos, but in malarial areas. it’s not economical to kill them off in places they’re not making people deathly ill anymore
common capitalist L
PlagueInc-infection.mp4

having a fly swatter that electrifies them is really useful











