That dance went hard!

Hot Couch Guy?

More like a “Hot For His Couch” guy

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

“No more half-measures, Waltuh.”

Brb. Expecting a Pinkerton massacre.

No. The People’s Mario!

strapped to a chair and forced to watch Shabat’s videos

The liberals should all be Ludovico’d. The second they think of a nuclear take such as the above, they will instantly become sick. And the more the libs think of such takes, they sicker they’ll get until they throw themselves out of a window or off of a cliff or high rise.

I’ve figured out. This isn’t the normal Star Trek timeline.

This is the Mirror Universe.

Exclusive: Mayor London Breed issued an executive order Thursday directing all city workers to offer homeless people trips out of the city before providing any other services such as housing or shelter

e: brevity.

Oh crap. They used those at Amazon warehouses. Management opted instead for the gun-type scanners.

Don’t even waste bullets or manpower shooting or curbstomping these Zionist fucks.

Toss them in a wood chipper. Feet first.

Humongous Dong

Problem with that rabid dog is that once you go to shoot it, it’s fleas launch from it and they somehow destroy you as well.

A poodle with a red top taking a shit and it’s dad waiting?

Looks real to me.

Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole “Trump as 50 Cent” thing after the shooting.

FOLLOW UP:

I found the explanation of the pic. r/cth posted this pic I think back in 2018. CW, TW - R*ddit link incoming: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/wlryli/comment/ik1vgfk/

Beats the fuck out of me

And here’s The Sun of all things, with the assist:

PORNSUB Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles & sharing filthy clip with junior sailor.

The scandal is another major blow to the Navy amid a chronic shortage of submarine staff