sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it’s cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
25 actually. i’m not an asshole. also they’re paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
It’s called cooking
Jorking it requires no ingredients (that I do not already possess) and is therefore free.
Since when did “jerking off” become “jorking it”? My autocorrect doesn’t even recognize the word “jorking”.
It makes me imagine the Swedish Chef masturbating.
sometimes i go to the olive garden and order coffee and ask them to keep me full of breadsticks. it’s cheap as hell and i think i ate 2000 calories of breadsticks last time.
LMAO You are the worst kind of customer. As a former server, I absolutely hate people like you. Especially since the restaurant expects customers to subside their income.
I hope you at least tipped the guy $10-15 minimum for the effort of running breadsticks back and forth for you for $3/hr.
25 actually. i’m not an asshole. also they’re paid 15 minimum before tips in my state. thanks for the judgement on something you actually know nothing personally about.
Fuck restaurants for under paying like that.
But also fuck off, the only thing worse the. A conman as an idiot who willingly let’s themself get conned while full well knowing it’s a con.
Fuck your tip. Unionize or shut up.
Whats called cooking? When you jork your food?
CHICKEN JORKY
Just lob some Maki and a few Nigiri in a pot with half water, salt and a bit of olive oil. Boil for at least 15 minutes.