obviously the only sensible choice is to side with alduin and let him eat the world, that’ll make things better.

hey now be fair, there are absolutely sports fans who think the teams they dislike would be paid too much if their salary consisted of lethal injections.

Terminal, (s)even.

more like die from inflammation because you’re 500 miles deep in the woods with no one to even help you bandage a wound

yeah it’s much smarter to have all your belongings taken away by debt collectors

wohlfüh put yuh ass away

that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect

they’re not trans because they’re mentally ill, they’re mentally ill because they’re trans and thus get systematically abused by society.

do you think it’s gross to wash your hands in the sink? if not, why is it magically gross to drink the water from the tap?

i mean, what is it santa goes around saying? “prostitute prostitute prostitute”?
(ho ho ho)

i think some muscle is required, like the platonic ideal bear is a very hairy strongman

it’s like people who are into “lesbians”, but that actually just means they like to watch cheerleaders kissing.

lmao okay, so that effectively just means “nothing i say holds any value, i am going to flee at the slightest hint of people not immediately agreeing with me”.

more like “yes but the causation is the opposite”

i mean yeah, different scientists, significantly later

or what, do you have to agree with everyone that came before you because you’re a human and they were also humans??

please god let’s just go with jxl so we can forget about image formats, like we did with USB and connectors

i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?

At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.

i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash

as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance