They do indeed!

Well my Z Fold 3 stopped updating after Android 14, so I guess I need to make this phone last as long as humanly possible cause this is bullshit.

What the hell happened to this place? Where did all the anti-vegan comments go? It’s just not the same here without them; bring them back or I’m unsubscribing. Literally the only reason to visit this community is to grab popcorn and watch the shitshow unfurl. Without the drama, there is no point to this community.

When did this become a thing? I sideload apps all the time with no issues.

It’s so obvious too that it’s a fake language because they all speak English.

Don’t know the exact term but I work at a “last mile” warehouse, basically the place where already packaged items go to be sorted and put onto trucks for delivery. It’s a smaller warehouse but it is a warehouse. All I do is sort packages.

And yeah I’m confused too. I avoided getting a job there for years because of all the horror stories. But my experience has been quite the opposite. Even the notorious “suicide booths” aren’t what the news makes them out to be. They’re literally just a phone booth.

IDK maybe my warehouse is just different. I have no idea.

Well they sure act like it gets them high, especially when people say that they literally cannot function without caffeine. Sure sounds like drug addiction to me.

I’ll never understand caffeine addicts. It’s such a boring drug to get hooked on. How do people find it pleasurable? It does nothing but slightly increase your concentration at most. You don’t even get a dopamine hit.

One of the only positive things about working at Amazon is they they’re actually competent enough to hire enough employees to cover unexpected life events. No joke, they hand out over an hour of personal time every single day, enough to take an entire day off after barely working a couple of weeks.

I’ve been sleeping in nearly every single shift for a year straight, coming in late constantly, and management literally couldn’t give a single fuck. They even let you come back from breaks late and no one says a damn thing. I once stretched out a 15 minute break to 45 minutes, and nothing came of it. So long as your work gets done on time it’s no problem. They even fired the one manager who would actually do things by the book and get after employees. I couldn’t believe it when it happened; it’s almost too unbelievable to be true.

The best part is that you don’t even have to call in; taking time off is done with an app and it always gets approved instantly. If the pay wasn’t shit (only $19.50hr), I’d never want to leave.

“Vintage”?

Give me a fucking break. You want a vintage meme? Let’s talk lolcats. Or literal cave paintings if we’re being pendantic. Memes are as old as humanity.

Sorry I should have worded my comment better. What I meant was that New Girl and Brooklyn 99 are among the worst shows on television, not that they are the worst shows on television.

Thanks for pointing out my mistake.

If you ever feel the need to look up the origin of this meme, do yourself and please don’t.

I’ve never seen a more painfully unfunny crossover of two of the worst shows in television, until I looked up the scene that this meme is from.

Unrelated but I just wanted to share my farorite Spider-Man edit of all time.

Hah, I did that for a 6th grade English project where we had to do a tutorial on something. So I chose “how to make a website” and whipped up a quick page in Notepad.

Little did I know that the school computers were so locked down that I couldn’t even open a local file in IE (the only browser we were allowed to use). They completely disabled the open and save dialogs and even Ctrl+O. Which was embarrassing as fuck cause it was a live demonstration and 12-year-old me didn’t think to test it beforehand.

Still got an A, though. Most other kids did dumb things like “how to tie a shoe”.

Woke up in a hospital once cause I stopped breathing. I got lucky.

L-theanine and cannabis indica. Throw in some DPH (Benadryl) if you still can’t sleep.

Or 200-400mg of L-theanine and a couple of dabs of a heavy indica if you don’t want to risk turning that sleep into an eternal one.

As fun as the beer and benzo combo is, you should never mix the two. Ask me how I know.

I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it’s nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.

If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef’s kiss.

What search engine did you use? Cause if you search Bing, and go to the image or video results with SafeSearch off, you get exactly what the meme expects.

But to be fair, everyone knows that Bing is for porn.

lol that’s what you get for buying gray market games from Russia.

(It’s okay I’ve done it too)