Jo Miran
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Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We paved over paradise and put up a parking lot, all so two tons of empty metal could sit undisturbed for 23 hours a day.
13·1 day agoYears later…
The highways and cars
were sacrificed for agriculture.
I thought that we’d start over
but, I guess I was wrong.Once there were parking lots,
now it’s a peaceful oasis.
This was a Pizza Hut
now it’s all covered with daisies.I miss the honky tonks,
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens.
Never heard of ‘Mountain.’ Sounds fake.

UTC isn’t metric time. LOL
Don’t forget the pool.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
politics @lemmy.world•Texas Democrat James Talarico May Be on Track to Turn the Lone Star State Blue
17·5 days agoI moved from Austin to Jackson Hole, Wyoming after 23 years there. Wyoming is still red, but at least they leave me the fuck alone. Texas is always all up in your shit.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•US tech layoffs record single-highest month in two years, and more than any other sector — nearly 40,000 get the axe, AI the most cited reason for layoffs
7·5 days agoTo the financial markets: “AI is allowing is to drastically cut costs by reducing redundant workforce!”
To critically important employees: “We are firing you *wink, wink* and giving you a six month severance package. In the meantime we would be happy to pay for some of your time as a transition consultant and subject matter expert, then finally hire you back after 80 days and after quarterly fiscal report.”
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Failing grades soar as professors see greater AI usage, dwindling math skills in UC Berkeley computer science classes
79·5 days agoImagine paying for college and using AI to skip the learning part.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.English
6·6 days ago☝️This guy gets it.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
politics @lemmy.world•Sen. Bernie Sanders stands by Graham Platner after controversy over sexually explicit texts
232·6 days agoThe dems are trying so hard to take this guy down.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.English
13·6 days agoWish to have an eight inch penis. Eight is already quite large. Sixteen is a disability.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.English
201·6 days agoThis is a lie people like to tell themselves.
I always bring up the magic of Scotch’s Magic Tape.

This tape lets most of the light through (useful for dynamic light features) while blurring the image as if out of focus or behind frosted glass. It is also mostly discrete unlike opaque tapes.
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
politics @lemmy.world•Order Shielding Trump Family From I.R.S. Audits Will Remain, Blanche Says
9·6 days agokleptocracy\
(noun)
klep·toc·ra·cy klep-ˈtä-krə-sē
: government by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed
Jo Miran@lemmy.mlto
politics @lemmy.world•Fired 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley says CBS told him to inject ‘falsehoods’ into reporting
141·6 days agoHomeboy is taking a flamethrower to the place on the way out. Nice.
Married for decades here. Your spouse is just your BF/GF with a little more paperwork. Don’t sweat it and enjoy banging a married partner.














Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Definitely