I’m sorry John.

Kannscht des grad bidde nommal sage?

Edit: Quelle ist “Gefühltes Deutschland” von Katja Berlin

Mit der Schere lassen sich die Ananasstückchen aber besser zerschneiden.

Is there a gentlemen’s version of this costume available?

Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

It’s rather a r9k kind of deal

Warum nicht gleich Pauschbetrag als Steuervereinfachung a.k.a. Armut kriminalisieren?

Drex, his d’k tahg lost

What do you mean, ‘One’?

Two figures on either side, praying beside a pyramid with the sun directly above it.

Not as dumb ass you might think

a massive load

How about a pile?

c/mirrorforsale

People can get seriously hurt falling down a chair, or on their head from just standing upright.

An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilizations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTZM4MrZKfW-A419dqGZVtw6CAANqKR1f

Gilgamesh, a king. Gilgamesh, a king, at Uruk. He tormented his subjects. He made them angry. They cried out aloud, send us a companion for our king. Spare us from his madness. Enkidu, a wild man from the forest, entered the city. They fought in the temple. They fought in the street. Gilgamesh defeated Enkidu. They became great friends. Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk.

The new friends went out into the desert together, where the great bull of heaven was killing men by the hundreds. Enkidu caught the bull by the tail. Gilgamesh struck it with his sword.

They were victorious. But Enkidu fell to the ground, struck down by the gods. And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, 'he who was my companion through adventure and hardship, is gone forever.