Remove as many nazis and nazi sympathizers as I can, probably.
So you will arbitrarily choose to do “justice” yourself? Yea nah, I’ll pass on that
Catch up on sleep.
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No idea. But did you hear about the thousands of neonazis who all died at exactly the same time? Crazy stuff…
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That is unironically a really cool premise for a sci-fi noir mystery novel. A detective has to figure out how multiple people in different parts of the world are all killed in exactly the same moment.
… and how’d that floating knife get there? Just, floating where they just happened to be standing … Weird!
Nothing.
My cat is asleep on my lap. I am now trapped for all eternity.
Suffocate or get immolated trying to move from the friction of the now solid air mass.
I came here to try and get away from this corny ass reddit speak
Nobody cares.
You say that but you responded. I tell ya that cornball talk wont fly in college.
Sure.
First, I take a long rest. Then, I might nap a bit.
This is the way.
Release the Epstein files, and since they won’t need it anymore, transfer Trumps and Elons Cash to me; afterwards start a looooooong list of cash transfers to everyone NOT in the Epstein files. I hope i don’t age while time is stopped, because that might take a while. While i’m at it, go down the list of Top 100 richest people and fucking do it again. Keep a respectable sum for myself, but only in the “me and the closest to me will never have to worry about money again”-region, not more.
Steal Denuvo’s encryption keys.
Defenestrate Putin (and Medvedev just to make sure the war ends), then pull the same move in Israel. Personally slap every Russian and IDF soldier who willingly went into war.
Destroy all the North Korean artillery and rockets aimed at Seoul and place notes in front of SK politicians informing them about the new situation.
Dismantle the surveillance networks - all of them. Let every Citizen know how much information their state had about them - except for Cartel/Mobster types, those i put on skateboards like cardboard cutouts and let them ride down a steep hill into prison gates.
Do i still have time left?
Dude, time is stopped. You can keep going until you want time to start again. And I’ve got a list for you:
- Every single kiddy diddler? Suddenly in prison, with piles of evidence of their crimes.
- You can solve every missing persons report where anyone is still alive. It’ll take you a while, but you’ve got the “time.”
- Every bribe of every politician - and especially justices of the Supreme Court - exposed with thorough documentation.
- Go around and erase all medical debt and all student debt. All of it. Use some of Elon’s money to do it.
- Find and reunite families that were split up by Trump’s family separation policies.
- Cut Russia off from the internet entirely. They’ve demonstrated that they’re not ready to join the broader civilized community. Pay special attention to permanently offlining the “Internet Research Agency.”
I’m sure I could come up with more.
Shoot every single nuke to space and detonate all nukes in space.
Wow. I was just going to snoop around people’s houses…
The moment the Ukraine war ends, Russia and eastern Europe will see an extreme wave of violent crime that will keep going for years.
The moment the Russian soldiers come back to Russia and discover the inflation is way worse, lack of jobs since the economy has transformed into a war economy, and more crap.
The only income will be crime.
Have fun.
The russian mafia is nothing new, and to be honest, that scenario is still better than what we have now. at least they just try to survive then.
As long at time restarts after that lot we’re golden.
Finally. Sleep.
boobs
for legal reasons and to avoid the community burning me at the stake I will provide no further context.
I choose to believe that you will run around flashing people. Wouldn’t that be embarassing if time suddenly starts running again!
Your honesty is respectable.
I’ll cheers to that
For further context, see the movie Cashback.
2006?
That’s the one.
Reminds me of a little fantasy I had as a kid. But with dicks.
I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.
Immediately panic. Why did it stop? How do I start it? Am I still aging? Can I still die?
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Lol probably freeze to death. Photons stop moving, molecules stop vibrating. Electronic devices probably don’t function/respond. So I could sleep (forever), no video games/tv/movies. Time travel trips me up; like I could walk around, but would time stopping fuck with the cohesion of matter/reality etc? Think you need a few more preconditions for this poll.
That’s fair. I was trying to keep it broad to incite discussion. But since we’re getting deeper sciencey with that. Let’s assume that physics still includes active friction, gravity and heat transference especially since you can move. This is something like a gravitational anomaly that has affected the time space continuum in that you can move even though “Time” is stopped and everyone else is frozen in the moment
Alright so I can do aforementioned things, read books, build a cabin in the middle of nowhere, etc. And I was thinking about what Zathras said, if I could drive I could probably weave around people without incident. It just occurs to me what might happen if time started moving forward meanwhile. Also dependent on that factor, the political and social ramifications, oh my. Easy Luigi mode, if I were so inclined. I’ve seen time travel depicted so many different ways and with so many different rules so its made me particular.
Fair! And time space shit is my jam. (Stein’s gate is an awesome visual novel, manga, anime / piece of media) if you haven’t see it … You’ll have a field (Heh) day
Fuck the middle of nowhere. Times square. Basically the same at that point.
If photons and therefore likely all molecules stopped moving then you wouldn’t really have a way of losing heat as that eliminates conduction, convection, and radiation. But if we assume our body still works completely unfrozen then we would still need to burn calories and generate heat and without a way of shedding that what we would probably overheat and die, or depending on the limitations suffocate from lack of air if it’s all “frozen”.
Also if like everything just stopped suddenly like for example the planet earth stopped moving you would also get thrown pretty far from the rapid acceleration which could also kill you.
Basically what I am saying is it’s a much more useful question if you make the assumption that all living beings freeze but the universe doesn’t and maybe can be even better thought as plants and single cell organisms don’t freeze as that also limits the question a lot
Visit trumps campaign office and adjust the campaign speech at “Four Seasons” to actually be at “Four Seasons Landscaping”
Sleep or study or both.
Or a sleep study. Efficiency! 😃
Would I be blind since the photons won’t be flowing into my eyes anymore??
You become a photon. It’s the only way to answer the conditions.
Or would you see the photons that are present where your eyes are at the moment, and by moving around you see the photons that already were where you just moved, still approximating normal vision?
Only if you stand still? Would you be able to sweep photons by moving around? Would you leave dark trails behind you as you move around?
Is air stopped as well because you very quickly cook to death
Would there be enough friction to cause that? I’d assume you wouldn’t be able to breath first, since the air wouldn’t go into your lungs
I mean, if time is stopped then everything would technically have an infinite amount of inertia.
Hum, I’d assume time stop would actually be better as super speed then. Almost close to light speed, enough to make things seem frozen.
No air would mean no way for your body to cool. You would cook yourself to death
Breathing is another problem
Although that would also mean no radiant heat would be transferred to you from the environment. Would you freeze or cook if the only source of heat around is your body heat?
