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The 30-50 feral hogs found out your door was unlocked.
Hog out or log out.
30-50 feral hogs within 3-5minutes are the sleep paralysis demons of one monk
504: Bad Gateway an Artist’s rendering
The Passing of the Grift: As Charles, Son of Kirk, weakens in his death bed the young conservative hogs surround him to pick clean the bones of his preaching pulpit and scroll of patrons.
C 1254, colorized. A monk is shown in the early stages of being attacked by a swarm of ravenous hogs, illustrating the grim reality of life before the American Constitution and AR 15.
Me and the gang having a good time.
I’m in bed praying you’d leave but I’m having a night terror and can’t speak.
oops! took too many benadryl!
Please, kitties, I am eeby seeby right now. Stop.
“WHY IS THE PODCAST EPISODE LATE?”
Average Hexbear meetup
Before the invention of the Assault Rifle 15™️, prayer was the only way to deal with 30-50 feral hogs
Mama mia
Shakira got her purse stolen by hogs in Barcelona. I’m sure a smarter person than me can workshop that into something.
“Huh, so I wasn’t being paranoid; I DID forget to close the door”
Or
“I’m sorry can I help you?”
Or
“Visiting hours are between 9 to 5”
Or
The hog sitting by his bedside at the top: “I brought some friends, they really dig the whole candle making thing you do” or “Tell us a bedtime story?”
