• Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    “Huh, so I wasn’t being paranoid; I DID forget to close the door”

    Or

    “I’m sorry can I help you?”

    Or

    “Visiting hours are between 9 to 5”

    Or

    The hog sitting by his bedside at the top: “I brought some friends, they really dig the whole candle making thing you do” or “Tell us a bedtime story?”