dragongloss [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Portrait of filicide serial killer who uses cholesterol as a weapon. Or a man who has never made breakfast for his kids ages 2, 4, & 6. Or both?English
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2 months agoWhen I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!
Well this is terrifying.