- All my apes, funged! - funged - They said it was not possible! 
 
- I know the tulip market is bouncing back any day. - If you don’t sell your tulips, then you haven’t taken a loss yet! - I’m going to make it up in volume! 
 
- Tulips? That’s stupid. I got my money in Beanie Babies. - You idiot. The real money, the real investment is in pogs! - I knew those McDonald’s collectibles would come in handy one day. 
 
 
 
- Jesus Christ, this is a real thing? I honestly thought it was invented on the latest South Park as a joke - No, they’ve been huge on tiktok for months. Whether or not they are being used for satanic rituals is up for argument 
- Just the latest beanie babies, pretty much. Same as always. 
- The name sound exactly like some dumb made up name South Park would pick to make fun of something. How in the fuck is it a real thing? - The name and character are from a children’s book and for that it’s a fine name. 
- Because nothing is infinite, but human stupidity comes close. 
 
- That was where I first heard of it. 
- Trey Parker really raising his daughter to be the most foul-mouthed person in the world lool (she voiced 1 of the girls who fought for the lebubus, and ike). Bro taught her the word bitch before she even learnt her ABC’s 🤣🤣🤣 - Also yeh lebubus are js pokemon cards without the longevity that unlike pokemon will be completely irrelevant in like a yr, watch. 
 
- How are Beanie Babies doing? - They sell them at my neighbourhood convenience store - The store owners must be billionaires! 
- So lucky! - I went to my store and checked, they’re TY “beanie belly’s” - With the spelling mistake? - No, I’m bad at typing 
 
 
 
 
- OMG! I forgot about that picture. I’d love to see what each did with their half. - Be funny if they burned them infront of the other one. 
 
 
- deleted by creator - The landscaping company? - deleted by creator 
 
 
- Coming back, any time now. When they do, I can finally retire. - Wait. Is this beanie babies or magic cards? 
 
 
- Oh no! My pog collection! - “Remember Alf? He’s back, in pog form.” - Milhouse to Bart 
 
- Hope everyone enjoys their worthless plastic 
- I just heard about Labubus, and now they are already over? - What am I going to do with the $25,000 in Labubus that I just bought over the weekend? - Idk, just don’t get divorced or that courtroom picture of choosing who gets which will stick around forever. 
 
- What? - Who is Fading Labubu - He’s the invisible one. Very rare, very valuable. I happen to have a few, I’d be happy to sell you one. 
- Probably Lindsey Lohan, popular and hot for a short time and then on drugs, alcohol, getting arrested… 
 
- I don’t know what these are, although I have heard the word a few times. - They are toys children obtain for clout and to use in satanic rituals to summon Satan, who also shows up with Trump because Satan is pregnant with his butt baby. - Makes sense 
- I had much higher expectations of Satan! 
 
- The cult of the Lamb, but in real life. 
 
- It’s the modern tulip. Or Furby. Or Cabbage Patch Kid. 
 
- The post is misleading. Yes share price went down by a large amount in absolute terms but their market cap is still 60 billion. - Up 430% for the year.  
 
- The market is finally coming around. Soon all these Cabbage Patch Kids I have will skyrocket in value! - Yeah absolutely, these things are cyclical! Hold on to those cabbage patch kids. 
 
- Can I buy an NFT of that? - That depends, how much were you looking to spend? - About tree fiddy. 
 
 
- People keep laughing at idiots buying this but the forget that someone made billions on it. Yes, it’s a stupid “investment” for an average person but a genius play by the company selling this. 
- all because of the stupid woman who made a racist labubu. 
- What about pet rocks? 











