Gen Z resembles Steven Universe.

Hmm.

This isn’t the most respectful summary of a marriage, but is the person named someone famously criminal or something? I searched for the name, but the only relevant-seeming result wouldn’t load, so I couldn’t even see if he did anything particularly egregious.

I’m not trying to diminish the language or anything the individual might have done, I just can’t find any information.

Did you know Key & Peele made an appearance in Weird Al’s White & Nerdy?

Yeah, it was pretty unlikely back then and much more so now. I guess I should have included a sarcasm mark - I wasn’t offering it as a serious suggestion. I do wish them luck meeting someone to love.

Yeesh. Walking though a web housing just one spider is bad enough … And that’s when there’s light for me to see what happened.

I met someone in the official XKCD channel. That person referenced a private server. Later I went to a LAN party where another attendee happened to be on that same private server. I figured that had to be significant and joined the server myself. Some months later, a fluke caused my face to be displayed on a webcam feed I had linked there. My now-wife saw it and proclaimed me cute.

Really that was all it took, but she’s never since done anything that caused me to regret falling for her.

I met my wife on IRC. Try that!

Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.

So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.

He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!

True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.

Your comment is more applicable than you might know.

I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

That’s how I feel about my statement about sandwiches using mayo.

edit: See?

TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)

Looks teal to me.

Why does the lizard speak in sarcasm format?

Thank you, I figured out “motherfuckers” but couldn’t figure out how “bitches” fit into that statement. I appreciate the clarification.

I’m not certain that’s accurate.

Sure, but what do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.