Why is six Hank Hill?

This reference has layers to it.

Since you put a sincere effort into answering me, I will retaliate.

Usually I’m in a state of “I could eat.” This is even true if I intellectually am aware it’s a bad idea. If you put something my taste buds enjoy in front of me, unless I am physically at capacity, I will probably consume it.

I don’t really have a healthy relationship with food.

I lack the creativity to imagine that, but I’ll still support you because you’re objectively better than spaces for indentation.

The second guy from the left kind of looks like a mash-up of Edward Norton and Andrew Garfield.

Did he do so in the mosh pit? I’ve never been in one but from what I’ve seen online that would be pretty impressive.

My optician has a different one. I thought it was a subwoofer when I first saw it.

Do you ever not?

I don’t think I like you.

My gums hurt without looking at this.

Just kidding. My gums are one of the few things that don’t hurt.

This also happened in a book of urban legends I had as a kid.

I didn’t notice the clothing change at first, so my first thought was that it gets cold in Autumn, hence

When I met my wife, her parents literally worked at a calendar factory.

This year, that factory closed down (not for missing days AFAIK, though).

I sent her this but I felt bad about it.

Thanks friend!

I want a picture of this dog from a different angle.

For me it’s location, but I just created a shortcut on my home screen to take me directly to the setting.

You’re basically Rosa.

Kind of true whether regardless of whether you’re referencing the first or second half.

Big time.