I bet Pete couldn’t even improvise changing the lyrics of a popular song to be about gay sex. Not even in a way that seems really lazy and hack but that’s what makes it funny
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they’re like, it’s better than yours Damn right, it’s better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
Now you do it.
Mayo Pete: Do what?
Tucker: Gay sex it.
Mayo Pete: What are you asking me exactly?
Tucker: Do a gay sex version.
Mayo Pete: I… Well…
Tucker: Just sing it as it is then. Bonus if you dance and shake it. I will accept that. If not - I win and I’m right. Milkshake - big dick. It’s right there.
I bet Pete couldn’t even improvise changing the lyrics of a popular song to be about gay sex. Not even in a way that seems really lazy and hack but that’s what makes it funny
Tucker:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s better than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
Now you do it.
Mayo Pete: Do what?
Tucker: Gay sex it.
Mayo Pete: What are you asking me exactly?
Tucker: Do a gay sex version.
Mayo Pete: I… Well…
Tucker: Just sing it as it is then. Bonus if you dance and shake it. I will accept that. If not - I win and I’m right. Milkshake - big dick. It’s right there.
Mayo Pete: But… I’m not in the mood.
Tucker: You get 2/10 for that answer… Wait… 3/10.
gimme the meat boys
and plow these holes
I wanna be passed between my bros
and drift away
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