• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Tucker:

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    And they’re like, it’s better than yours
    Damn right, it’s better than yours
    I can teach you, but I have to charge

    Now you do it.

    Mayo Pete: Do what?

    Tucker: Gay sex it.

    Mayo Pete: What are you asking me exactly?

    Tucker: Do a gay sex version.

    Mayo Pete: I… Well…

    Tucker: Just sing it as it is then. Bonus if you dance and shake it. I will accept that. If not - I win and I’m right. Milkshake - big dick. It’s right there.

    Mayo Pete: But… I’m not in the mood.

    Tucker: You get 2/10 for that answer… Wait… 3/10.