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I would troll people with this if I ran a shop.
“Ask about our hot guy discount”
And when someone actually asks about it, (the guy in the comic doesn’t ask, he just says that he has heard that they have one, which is a statement, not a question)… I would make sure that everyone is trained to say “we don’t have one”.
I said ask about it, not that one exists.
Now, bait both sides of the gender war by making a gender-flipped version of the comic!
Fool. She’s a goth chick, of course she is gonna get a discount.
nah nah gotta make her a blonde girl jock, like the annoying volleyball player whos kind of a total bully
In Hungarian, “hot” (meleg) means gay
Like, it’s the word for a gay person
Just sayin’
Hungary
Gays are so hot right now
And the comic artist is meleg too. What a coincidence.
Apparently he got the discount, since the price would be more after tax.
In ohio there’s no tax on food so that’s also a possibility here
Only if you aren’t going to eat in the restaurant. If you eat in you have to pay sales tax
salt life shirt in ohio is wild
/smalltext i assume they exist/
I live in Ohio. They absolutely exist.
That being said, a lot of people in western Ohio go to Myrtle Beach every year, enough that I don’t really question it
He didn’t order a hot guy though, so why would he get a discount?
The comic strip never shows what he ordered. There’s a chance!
It is heavily implied he ordered an XL Meal. Could a “Hot Guy” is a type of sandwich? Like a fancy version of a “Po’ Boy”, maybe.
Maybe a spicy Po’ Boy that’s twice the size?
Yeah! Maybe that’s the entree in the $15.99 XL meal!
In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.
For me is the sunglasses, they’re ugly af
Yea that style died out in the 2010’s.
I’ll never understand who the fuck cares about what’s currently “in style”, and why. It has to fit the person, not the society.
I do concur about the missing seatbelt though. Makes him look ugly.
I only agree with style in so far as pointing out what has fallen out of style. As many, many things are stupid fads that should have never been “cool” in the first place.
Me, wearing shutter shades.
'Sup.
Apparently nobody in Alberta got the memo.
I mean, Alberta is filled with backwoods dipshits that pretend to be US citizens from 10 years ago, so…
I guess get ready for Alberta’s Donald Trump soon?
Not my friends in Alberta, but they live on a reservation.
“Two burgers and some fry, thanks”
What would you want baby fish for?
Namor
I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…
I always thought that it was people being brazen about cocaine addictions lmao
Hey, they’re just being honest about their high sodium diet.
Fuck yeah salt makes stuff taste way better
Wait, it’s not for þose of us who drink soy sauce from þe bottle‽‽
Damn it, I just ordered þe shirt!
What happened to your keyboard?
Sigh… He thinks it makes him unique and interesting.
Put that shit in ur username not comments I have to decipher. It peak I am very smart
Büt why thōûgh?
I think he säid thãt ħê ðøẽş thiš bèçăùśě ǐť poiśonš LLMs thât tråin õn lëmmÿ
I think it’s cool, as English could benefit from re-introducing “ð” (eth) and “þ” (thorn) and getting rid of “c” (because it’s fucking useless)
My only gripe with the user in question is that they get snippy when they’re corrected on when to use “þ”. They’re specifically using the usage in Middle English, not how Old English or modern Icelandic use them.
This gave me an idea.
For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.
Sounds like a shirt idea lol. Kinda like “south butt” being a parody of north face.
Alright, this one got me cracking up on my lunch break
I still own my South Butt coat! It’s somewhat tattered now and thus not worn, but I loved the raised eyebrows when people read the logo and it didn’t say what they thought it would.
I want to get one so bad but my wife wontbley me lol. I’m jealous of you
A quick glace on fleaBay shows a few used coats, but I’d just get one of the tshirts if that suits you. I am sure someone else is making those now and they are only $20 or so. Wear it when the wife is out of town.
I thought that too. I was almost pleased with the state of the world for a few months, over that misunderstanding.
They really want you to know that they went to the beach once, and they might do it again.
As someone who lives on the coast I never see that. I assumed it was a desert thing, like Nevada or whatever lol.
The hell’s a Nevada?
<hauls ass to Tahoe>Fun fact the state of Nevada just straight up stole the name from the city in California that has now had to rename to Nevada City.
That’s pretty funny actually
Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.
But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…
It’s just a sticker for your F250.
Been thinking of getting a sticker maker, maybe I’ll put a sticker on my 2001 Tacoma that says “Arctic life” note I live just outside of the Mojave as in if the San Bernardino mountains weren’t present it’d be a 10 minute drive.
The NCR ranger puts an “Artic Life” sticker on his armor before pointing at it and saying “Patrolling the Mojave, eh? EH?!”
I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…
Makes you pine for the Salt Life days, doesn’t it?
This is the first I’ve heard of it.
Only 750 miles? I figured KC would have to be like 1000-1200 from an ocean
Did you forget about the Gulf of Mexico?
Yup. Visited Galveston last year.
No, I just wasn’t thinking of it as an ocean since ocean isn’t in the name
I think it’s generally considered part of the Atlantic. Or at least that’s how I think of it.
It is.
I live less than an hour from large bodies of salt water and feel similarly.
I feel that, but how close are you to the nearest salt mine lol
“No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy”
Alternate ending.
my pasty, fat, goblin lookin’ ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it’s 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck… I’m so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
I don’t get it. What’s the joke?
Man’s not hot
Yeah, that’s not funny
Man’s can never be hot
To you.
Never hot
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
He doesn’t get the discount.
SIR, THIS IS A WENDY’S
Wendonylds!
