All the random bold words make this physically painful to read.

Neither 😂

What’s with news outlets using the word “tap” lately?

It’s not a fuckin card game where you tap your card to activate it.

Who tf just donates half a lion?

How do you end up in a position where you have two halves of a lion to donate in the first place??

California recently voted to keep slavery legal so idk about them.

So where was all this resistance during the election?

Where was all this activism when democracy hung in the balance?

Why did it take until the dictator was already in power for people to do anything about it?

And it smears into your shoe

BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

“What’s a woman?”

What’s a man?

They want it small enough to fit in a uterus

The bar was on the floor.

These dumb mfers brought shovels.

What comes between sex and fear? Funf.

Yeah but they were ignoring the actual reason humans want mosquitos gone.

It’s not just because the bites are annoying it’s because they kill more people than literally any other thing on the planet.

Is he just going through the alphabet? Is it gonna be MAIA next time?

Make America important again??

Mosquitos kill more humans than any other thing on this planet. Including humans killing humans.

Then get out and suck my tailpipe but stay off my ass lmao

Ever heard of clear distance? If you’re at a stop and someone rear ends you and you hit the car in front of you you are at fault and will be held liable.

As for the rollback in my state they’ll again look at distance. Because if I don’t have enough space to back up because you’re too close you’re once again at fault for not having clear distance.

On top of all that it helps move traffic along faster. You don’t have to wait as long to accelerate if you maintain distance because you don’t have to wait for the car in front of you to move far enough to start accelerating.

Getting bumper to bumper has zero benefits outside of the false psychological feeling of forward progress.

In court it won’t be your fault if they’re that close, but it’s still the hassle of dealing with people who don’t understand basic driving etiquette.

I drive a 6 speed. This is where my rage for this comes from.

But even in automatics rollback isn’t uncommon on an incline.