Law 2: no poking out eyes.

Aces don’t need initiative.

Chuck can dip his balls in the toliet for all I care.

The farm’s current leaders are the fucking mafia.

Camps like those worked out great for the Norsefire party.

Doctor Bob’s Fantastigorical Focus and Wholesomeness Camps!

Thats not even how tumors work!

There is a fundamental misunderstanding that most folks have when it comes to anti-depressants. A lot of people think that you take prozac and it makes you feel “happy” or at least “better”. But the reality of it for me is, I take prozac, and stops my emotions from spiralling out of control.

My neurology is like an elderly person on an icy day, it has a tendency to slip and fall over. Anti-depressants are just a walker for my brain, gives me a good chance to not fall over and break a hip.

Dubya spent way more than that on his RV fleet.

“President Musk, seen here with his husband and Commander-in-Chief, Elon Musk…”

20 uninterrupted minutes of the sound of nails being dropped down a factory staircase

One state with 200 representatives and 1/3rd of the electoral votes… smart.

Based on the username, something industrial would have been my first guess.

What would the bird version of “consider” be?

Conavis?

Now I see what Jadzia saw.

So someone finally told them that tariffs are not retroactive?

All goverment records are subject to FOIA by default. It’s an opt-out system.

Ah, not with the Dr. Pepper shortage again…

I think the cocaine might solve America’s problems before the Democrats do.

It’s either that or Elon’s auditioning for the next season of Fallout.

Actually, some of those systems still use PROLOG, so it should be pretty easy to get the two to work together.