Inside his target demographic, the dude could pull.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

Dril and XKCD, together at last.

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

You take that ale east of the neutral zone and well… thats bootlegging.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.

No such thing as a Huckabee either.

Not Homeland Secretary?

Ohthankfuckingtinygods

We can’t even be a sanctuary city because our cops are controlled at the state level.

Vance is a power vacuum in a brooks brother’s suit.

Be nice. Until it’s time… to not be nice.

That’s why he’s trying to get the DHS Sec job. To avoid any such slip-ups.

Big Naturals Quark: Is this some kind of bust?

Odo: Yes, very impressive.

You gotta start posting the games.

In case you were wondering, it’s because they named the color after the fruit.

Are they still going to support him when his prolapsed rectum gets sucked down into the White House plumbing?

What do you mean?

Blanket tariffs on all foreign imports surely won’t raise prices on items not produced locally, thereby allowing retailers to raise prices on all items across the board.

You’d have to be crazy to believe something like that.

Quicksand.

Quark is an O’jays fan.

Are you vertical?